anyways here’s the Hell Husband
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Alucard playing dumb on things to get his s/o going into more details and to get them flustered as they explain what they are into and why. Like, he got it the first time you explained it, he just likes seeing you all blushing.
HE WOULD
WHAT AN ASSHOLE
Hello Sweetie💚🖤
@monsterloversanonymous us with alucard
“how could I resist a smile like that?” MOOD
Me: chillin, relaxin, watchin tv
My brain: what if Vladcard’s chompers were bigger than Alucard’s usual ones
Me: sweats
WHEN HE’S really worked up or angry it’s just SABERTOOTH like they’re enough to distort/show through his lips
Me: chillin, relaxin, watchin tv
My brain: what if Vladcard’s chompers were bigger than Alucard’s usual ones
Me: sweats
The thought of Alucard in dad clothes is slowly killing me
Like one of those sweater cardigans but instead of like, a nordic/reindeer print it’s BATS
#i imagine him wearing socks and sandals and i nearly choke on my water
IMPORTANT ADDITION
Aesthetic: laying back against a willow, staring out at the moon and the stars reflected on the still surface of a pond.
The smell of irises and gardenias is carried on the breeze.
Your lover has their head in your lap. You stroke their hair and feed them drops of blood from your fingers.
do not talk about and to Her like that, you little piece of garbage. you think youre even close to good enough to even know She exists. if you hurt Her again i will destroy you. i am a monster. dont fucking try me. i will protect Her with my life. from everyone who will ever try to hurt Her. i will bite your fucking throat out and break your fucking neck. were you never taught to be scared of a big black dog with glowing red eyes? you should be. DONT FUCKING TRY ME.
A headcanon no one asked for? Alucard’s actual laugh, not the one where he sounds crazy/maniacal/scary, sounds like Jeff Goldblum’s laugh from Jurassic Park. Only his s/o and maybe Seras are privy to hearing it. That is all. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk
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We found it this is the best headcanon ever everyone else go home
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