relatablepoetryandquotes:

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not a mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition and of unspeakable love.”

– Washington Irving (via quotemadness)

via @quotemadness

Alucard, draped dramatically over a chaise lounge, speaking aloud: “Love is dead and never existed…All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread…” Seras: “Um, are you alright, Master?” Alucard: “S/O stole my hat and glasses and then ran off…Of course I am not “alright.””

monsterloversanonymous:

saKJSHDGF THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU ;;

I love this Drama King so much

@catcryptid

Seras shows up because the soldiers are causing a commotion by loudly agreeing that that was messed up and he probably did have a better mustache and sends a video snippet to his s/o of it with the caption “come collect your man” they do and are promptly pulled into his lap where they get softly nuzzled into and held in front of everyone

monsterloversanonymous:

THIS IS SO SILLY AND CUTE THOUGH AHGSHGD

S/O dragging him off and he’s just leaning on them asking “I’m pretty right?”

How many times a week do you think his S/O gets told “come collect your man” because I think it’s at least 8

Are you familiar with Drunk History? I just imagined a drunk Alucard surrounded by drunk soldiers and rambling about the past. “He was called Radu The Handsome…which was rude. That was like everyone indirectly saying that I was some hideous beast from the deep sea. Which I was not. To be completely honest…I think I should have been called Vlad The Handsome…So inconsiderate of them.”

monsterloversanonymous:

I, looooooooooove Drunk History.

This is so hilarious ldkjfd. I’d love to see this petty drunk vampire ranting about minor things from substantial events.