I had a dream where my last parakeet, Giselle, who we’ve been fussing over the last few months since her cage mate of 5 years died in June, got poisoned by her bird food, and was starting to die.

And then Alucard came in, all like “Alright, have you got money? I’ll go find a vet for you to take her to, and get medicine, she’s gonna be ok, I’ll be back soon.”, and if that isn’t a bitch stepping up to help a gf in her dreams, idk what is tbh

Me: Anxiety is being a bitch, dude, and I’m sad cause I’m homesick. (Please don’t worry btw, I’m ok/gonna be ok 💗)

Friend: Bitch where tf is Alucard. Lazy ass boy, COMFORT YOUR GF!!

Me: LMAO, Al? Not being real/physically around to offer comfort cuddles of any kind? True, or just rude?

Friend: That’s not an exCUSE!!