The only important summary of Hellsing Ultimate that really matters is this 3 second part where a man, burning alive and screaming, gets crushed by the tip of a jet. And then the camera panning up to reveal a purple chibi bat with a pink heart painted on said jet. That’s it. That’s the only Hellsing In A Nutshell that is important, or matters.
*Gay Sobbing* I absolutely HAD to! Look at this…this is true beauty…ffffhuck…
ANON…….YOU EFFECTIVELY KILLED ME, SO THANKS??? I THINK? I’m not sure if this is cute or if girlycard is capable of being cute without being a hot bamf too, bUT I DID MY BEST, I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT IT EXISTS NOW~ (Yes I do plan to clean and color this but I make no promises to when that’ll be finished, lol. And I could NOT see her in flats EVER, so….dancing heels instead~)
I’m going to wear this shirt so fucking much, every fucking day, for the rest of my life, like honestly be prepared for me to wear this as much as Shane wears his OMG! Pig shirt, this is my shit, this is my brand….I have a problem, I’m willing to admit it, but you can’t @ me saying this isn’t a good lewk
Me: Anxiety is being a bitch, dude, and I’m sad cause I’m homesick. (Please don’t worry btw, I’m ok/gonna be ok 💗)
Friend: Bitch where tf is Alucard. Lazy ass boy, COMFORT YOUR GF!!
Me: LMAO, Al? Not being real/physically around to offer comfort cuddles of any kind? True, or just rude?
Friend: That’s not an exCUSE!!
“Ask me how it feels, lookin like Hell on wheels! My God, it’s beautiful!”
So I was supposed to get a Hellsing shirt, but because of (lame) reasons it’s not here yet, so I took my saltiness and did a Riocard lewk. Let me be gay and dress for a matching date, ok…
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