I have no idea if I’m still gonna be active on tumblr when I’m in my 30’s, but you better believe I’m gonna be coming on here when it’s 2029 to yell “IT’S THE YEAR OF ALUCARD, GUYS, IT’S THE YEAR ALUCARD RETURNS, BITCHES, LET ME COLLECT MY MAN”

I was scrolling through my dash and saw a post of girlycard and then right after one of white pearl and before I knew what I was doing I was imagining cute girlycard in that cute outfit. Her suit was boss™ but her in that tutu one would be adorable! Thoughts?

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*Gay Sobbing* I absolutely HAD to! Look at this…this is true beauty…ffffhuck… 

ANON…….YOU EFFECTIVELY KILLED ME, SO THANKS??? I THINK? I’m not sure if this is cute or if girlycard is capable of being cute without being a hot bamf too, bUT I DID MY BEST, I HOPE YOU LIKE THAT IT EXISTS NOW~ (Yes I do plan to clean and color this but I make no promises to when that’ll be finished, lol. And I could NOT see her in flats EVER, so….dancing heels instead~)

BONUS, BECAUSE GIRLYCARD IS AN ABSOLUTE QUEEN

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I’m going to wear this shirt so fucking much, every fucking day, for the rest of my life, like honestly be prepared for me to wear this as much as Shane wears his OMG! Pig shirt, this is my shit, this is my brand….I have a problem, I’m willing to admit it, but you can’t @ me saying this isn’t a good lewk

#hellsing #alucard #westan #hellsingultimate
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Me: Anxiety is being a bitch, dude, and I’m sad cause I’m homesick. (Please don’t worry btw, I’m ok/gonna be ok 💗)

Friend: Bitch where tf is Alucard. Lazy ass boy, COMFORT YOUR GF!!

Me: LMAO, Al? Not being real/physically around to offer comfort cuddles of any kind? True, or just rude?

Friend: That’s not an exCUSE!!