Alucard, having dipped his s/o backwards: “Light of my life, the sun to my moon, my darling, my love, I have missed you greatly. Please, grace my ears with your lovely voice and tell me you have missed me too.” Alucard’s s/o: “Oh, moon to my sun…Of cours-” Integra, unimpressed as she sits behind her desk, watching: “Will you two shut up and get out of here? God. You weren’t even gone for an hour, Alucard…”