mackamorra:

another vampire

posts instagram selfies. account is just photos of empty rooms

hovers discretely an inch above ground to appear taller

*sips blood* ah! Probiotic

*minor problem occurs* *leaps out window*

“Organic food is so expensive”

*at a renaissance faire* THIS IS OFFENSIVE

constant mid-life crisis

“Not all of us know when our midlife is, Sharon”

sunset motivational posters

*14th cent liturgical hymn plays* I REMEMBER THIS SONG *headbangs*

OLIVE GARDEN IS VAMPIRE PHOBIC

*random hissing*

@catcryptid @bunnilla-bean

miranhas-art:

I – Human Skull

Vlad

mysteriousgrave:

a drawing vaguely inspired by the castlevania anime on netflix

bannu219:

There is a black cat that comes near my house and one day I saw it walking in the rain. I wish I could have gone and rescued it but my parents wouldn’t have let me, so I asked Sebastian ^^

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