All I want in life is Alucard having to go undercover as Girlycard somewhere after his return. Skinny jeans with tiny or no pockets are a thing. He tries to put something in one of the pockets…Only for it to fall to the ground because they’re freaking fake. Imagine his confusion.

Alucard just yelling “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?”

Thoughts on Girlycard

You don’t understand:

I didn’t want Girlycard to have a girl’s voice

I wanted to hear Crispin Freeman’s high pitched girly impression

~~if they did that in the abridged i’d literally die of asphyxiation~~

blood-and-cigars:

I know both the original and dubbed version of the anime used the same voice actors for the girlycard form. But personally I like to imagine him having the lightest, most cutesy voice ever.

@exhaustedbeauty @catcryptid

heyheyitsjuju:

hellsing-phone-text:

heyheyitsjuju:

hellsing-phone-text:

Some people ship Alugra some AAXEM … I ship Alucard x coffin-sama that is true love.

sharing a smoke with your soul mate

Coffin-sama takes Alucard to better place for your first date.

THIS IS CANON. THE TRUE SHIP. OPEN YOUR EYES

call it yandere if you like, but Coffin-sama doesn’t enjoy others looking at what belongs solely to it.