relatablepoetryandquotes:

“There is a sacredness in tears. They are not a mark of weakness, but of power. They speak more eloquently than ten thousand tongues. They are the messengers of overwhelming grief, of deep contrition and of unspeakable love.”

Washington Irving (via quotemadness)

via @quotemadness

Alucard, draped dramatically over a chaise lounge, speaking aloud: “Love is dead and never existed…All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread…” Seras: “Um, are you alright, Master?” Alucard: “S/O stole my hat and glasses and then ran off…Of course I am not “alright.””

monsterloversanonymous:

saKJSHDGF THIS IS SO CUTE THANK YOU ;;

I love this Drama King so much

@catcryptid

Seras shows up because the soldiers are causing a commotion by loudly agreeing that that was messed up and he probably did have a better mustache and sends a video snippet to his s/o of it with the caption “come collect your man” they do and are promptly pulled into his lap where they get softly nuzzled into and held in front of everyone

monsterloversanonymous:

THIS IS SO SILLY AND CUTE THOUGH AHGSHGD

S/O dragging him off and he’s just leaning on them asking “I’m pretty right?”

How many times a week do you think his S/O gets told “come collect your man” because I think it’s at least 8

Are you familiar with Drunk History? I just imagined a drunk Alucard surrounded by drunk soldiers and rambling about the past. “He was called Radu The Handsome…which was rude. That was like everyone indirectly saying that I was some hideous beast from the deep sea. Which I was not. To be completely honest…I think I should have been called Vlad The Handsome…So inconsiderate of them.”

monsterloversanonymous:

I, looooooooooove Drunk History.

This is so hilarious ldkjfd. I’d love to see this petty drunk vampire ranting about minor things from substantial events.