If you haven’t gotten an answer yet, the tumblr app got deleted from the apple app store on 16th and they’re deleting blogs marked NSFW because they might be porn bots. And today, staff admitted that it’s (also?) because of child pornography. Basically every social media app requires a system to weed out that content and tumblr did not meet their standards because some were still slipping through it. They’re working on improving both things right now I believe. ~pearlycard

YEAH, I finally googled it, and for once it gave me relevant news about that :’ ) I hope it gets rid of all the mass amount of porn bots for a while, but it’ll never prevent them from making more, lol. I DEF hope it gets rid of the child pornography >: ( None of that anywhere, please, ugh. But I really hope it doesn’t get rid of blogs that happen to have some NSFW content as topics, bc I follow some blogs (like the lovely MonsterLoversAnonymous~) that are specifically trying to make sure minors are NOT following them, and make LOVELY posts, but occasionally also post NSFW things, so. :’ ) Pls let them survive, god. Please.
Also, here’s what the fuck is UP for anyone still in the dark~! (Thank you Pearly~ u3u <3) 

Headcanon that I got while listening to Lana Del Rey: Girlycard totally has those registers LDR has. You know that smooth, low and sultry one and also that high pitched, girlish one? Girlycard singing right there 🐸☕

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OH NO, BUT THAT WOULD KILL ME

I now have 3 desires for Loli/Lulu’s voice.

The canon.

Crispin Freeman, but talking high pitched.

And I don’t exactly have a voice claim yet for a more feminine Loli, but I feel like she’d talk a lot like Lord Dominator from Wander Over Yonder. Loud, and BIG.

BUT I HIGHLY, HIGHLY ACCEPT THIS HC AND APPROVE OF IT, SHE’D BE A BEAUTIFUL SINGER AND I WOULD 100% DIE 👏🏻😭 Tbh I’d die if Al ever sang too, actually…it’s a crime no one gets to even hum in the show, a real crime against humanity…especially when you’ve got a goddess of a dubber for Integra…

Help meee. I just thought of Alucard and Sebastian being able to give you a Disney princess moment. Just imagine you’re doing something mundane and humming/singing and they hear you, sneak up on you and transform into a little birb, flying up to you, landing on your shoulder and chirping along with your song 😥

OH MY GOOOOOOOD!!! 😭

They would murder me tho

They would actively murder their boo, BECAUSE I WOULD COLLAPSE CRYING AT HOW CUTE THEY WERE BEING, OML

SENT INTO CARDIAC AR RE S T

And since you mentioned Sleeping Beauty last time (and funnily enough, Crispin Freeman has read the story, and you can totally find it on YouTube and imagine Al reading it to you), all I can think of is this: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sCOmMyA9rAM

Al’s the red bird, and Seb’s either an adorable Starling, or a big ass Raven/Crow interjecting with a loud ass “AWW, AWW!” 😂

Sleeping Beauty – I Wonder / Vocalizing (HQ)

I watching Maleficent last night and that “I am not afraid” “then come out” “then you’ll be afraid” line happened and I was struck with Alucard and Sebastian vibes from it. Like imagine them meeting their s/o for the first time in the woods at night or something ~pearlycard anon

HAIDHWKDJD I AM SO SORRY, I GOT A NOTIFICATION FOR THIS WHEN I WAS OUT SOMEWHERE AND THEN I COMPLETELY FORGOT, and istfg I never got notified for the second one you sent, so what gives Tumblr? :’ ))))

BUT THAT, OH MAN!!!

My heart lives for that, it honest to god makes me wanna cuddle them even more and smother ‘em in kisses, like NO

BABE

ILYSM AND YOU ARE SUCH A COOL CRYPTID, PLEASE…..SHHH… ♥️🖤

By the way, I have an imagine blog that mostly features Seb and Lulu atm, but caters to other characters too~! @theblackbirdsgemimagines , if you’re interested~ : D I plan on making more casual styled posts when inspired~