Hello all! if you’re new, linked is the NSFW art twitter with a kink-centric
mishmash of guns, tits, and monsterfucker tomfoolery; I keep text posts
to a minimum! Sometimes you’ll see characters from my [ redacted project ] but
otherwise there’ll be smattering of Hellsing and DBH. Enjoy!
Just some slightly not thaaaat safe for wrk (I guess I wouldn’t want my work colleagues to see me looking at this) sketches of Alucard, cause I’ve been watching Hellsing Ultimate and it got me horny on main.
So I’m a thirsty bitch, usually waking up thirsting over hot characters, and I’m enabled by so much love for Vlad Dracula from Hellsing that I’m writing some thirsty stuff, self indulgent of course~~~
I just loved the front cover so much! It was just so well laid out and tasteful Alucard nudity. I will admit to doing a shitty MS Paint edit in the corner to remove a tacky & lewd logo from a different website that doesn’t actually own the comic or have any business on my blog.
18+ nsfw comic in English. Alucard x Integra Refreshing as Integra is actually totally consenting in this one.
I had a lovely person leave a comment on the last Chapter of The Return asking for something fluff/mature one shot-like. So, here we are. This is purely fluff. Fluff’n’Smut Fun. Cause why not? It technically is in the timeline of Remembrances and The Return, set not long after Chapter 12 in my mind, but is purely for funsies. Hope you enjoy!
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MATURE CONTENT FOLKS. Like 18+, Explicit, Mature, etc. Read at your own discretion. Keeping Reading Link provided for length, but also content.
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Nearing Halloween, a request to have a Masquerade is brought to the Director of Hellsing by her employees.
Starts off his antics by chuckling like an asshole
“Enjoying yourself?”
“Perhaps I can be of assistance~”
“That’s not my name but you can call me what you like, I don’t mind~” (Stop screaming it’s just me)
“I didn’t plan on making you scream yet, my dear..”
“You don’t mind if I watch, do you?”
His head alone just appears in the top corner
He WANTS you to throw something, it’ll spur him on
Hands you the soap before you realize he’s there: “Oh, than—AAAAAAA!!”
Or his hands pressing against the shower curtain to hug you
Trailing his hands up the back and down the front of your thighs with his gloves on
Pat dat ass from under the rump just to make it bounce
“You’re so tense; Let me help you ..relax~”
Rubbing your lower spine up to your shoulders to get some knots out, slithering those fingers ever so sneakily round the front
He’s not above using his more paranormal abilities to ‘enhance’ the mood
It’s a hand it’s a FUCKIN hand coming out the drAIN
He will crawl through the drain, phase through the wall, flicker the lights, etc, maybe a few too many hands coming out of the walls but you’re almost used to it by now
He really just means it all in good fun
Leaning his head riiiight into that part between your cheek and ear so that you’re off center and have to lean to him for balance
Licks and bites your ears
Him way more wet than you because he TOWERS, wet bangs covering his eyes but not his wide grin
There will be times he’ll be more romantic but the old bean will leave you the more ‘playfully annoyed’ kind of hot and bothered sometimes
The more romantic times meaning when he has your legs in his shoulders and your back against the tub wall huehuehue
Holds his hand and a towel out like a gentleman after you exit the shower 5% fuming, wraps you up but not without his fingers roaming again