Is it bad that literally any quote from Llama’s with Hats can fit Alucard and his S/O? Example:
Alucard: *swallows something* Ooh, that was a foot! I appeared to have swallowed an entire person.
Farah: *looks exasperated* That would be the hotel bartender.
Alucard: Well, that would explain why my mojito is taking so long.
Farah: It was horrifying! Your mouth unhinged like a snake….
Alucard: Wow, that sounds pretty awesome!
Farah: *sighs and rubs her temples* I can’t go anywhere with you, Al…
Alucard: *pouts* That hurt my feelings. Now we’re both in the wrong.
OHHHH MY GODDD YOU’RE RIGHT
I’m absolutely crying
“VlAAAAAaaaaaaad, what did you dO?!”
“I absolutely did not kill people, that is my least favorite thing to do…”
