monsterloversanonymous:

Alucard and his beloved finish off an enemy, but he’s tossed into a rose thicket by the dying beast. He climbs out as his sweetheart hurries over, attempting to brush off the thorns and blooms clinging to him. They choke back a giggle and ask if he’s alright. After a moment of looking at them with a straight face, he unrolls his tongue and spits out a rose, causing them to laugh as they take the slimy flower he has offered them.

“My, how sweet, thank you.”