monsterloversanonymous:

• Likes to bother you while you’re bathing. If you try to shoo him off, he climbs in, clothes and all while you laugh or shriek at him
• You two like to visit karaoke bars some nights. His death metal is a little intense.
• It ends with a room of disoriented and frightened customers and you alone still grinning and clapping in your seat.
• Speaking of going out, I hope you like Riocard; he insists on that form for 30% of your dates.
• You’ve definitely stolen a motorcycle and taken it for a joyride, leaving the nightowls of London to gape at a very ghost-rider-esque bike zooming by with a giggling human clinging to the rider.
• He definitely wants a kiss for luck whenever he leaves the manor. He’ll lean down to you and tap his cheek expectantly.
• If you kiss the side of his gun while looking up at him through your lashes, he will cease functioning for 2 seconds.
• Pretty shameless when he wants your attention, example: tossing the book you’re reading from your hands and flopping down in your lap.
• Moonlit picnics on top of towers and buildings you have no business being at the top of.
• Catch you two “bumping into” Seras on her dates and embarrassing her like the mischievous assholes you are weird parents.
• (He worries about her, you’re there for emotional support.)
• If you’re lucky, you’ll catch him gazing down at you during sappy moments when you watch movies together.
• He actually won’t deny it, either.

@exhaustedbeauty @catcryptid