All I want in life is Alucard having to go undercover as Girlycard somewhere after his return. Skinny jeans with tiny or no pockets are a thing. He tries to put something in one of the pockets…Only for it to fall to the ground because they’re freaking fake. Imagine his confusion. petite-strigoi: Alucard just yelling “WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS!?” @exhaustedbeauty
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