please give me more alucard

monsterloversanonymous:

Alucard and his beloved finish off an enemy, but he’s tossed into a rose thicket by the dying beast. He climbs out as his sweetheart hurries over, attempting to brush off the thorns and blooms clinging to him. They choke back a giggle and ask if he’s alright. After a moment of looking at them with a straight face, he unrolls his tongue and spits out a rose, causing them to laugh as they take the slimy flower he has offered them.

“My, how sweet, thank you.”

Hellsing Alucard Smut: Vladcard

khapikat222:

So I’m a thirsty bitch, usually waking up thirsting over hot characters, and I’m enabled by so much love for Vlad Dracula from Hellsing that I’m writing some thirsty stuff, self indulgent of course~~~

I’ll do separate posts for different forms.

Under read more because hoooooot!!!!

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@exhaustedbeauty @catcryptid

cephalotodd:

werewolves stink like wet dog and shed all over your furniture and are probably really really needy around a full moon and wake u up all the time with questions about morality but on the other hand vampires are like “øh hëllö thêrę vøuld yoü lïke to help me örganise mai evening vear closët for the third time this veëk :)” so really you cant win