Me as a kid: There’s no way Jessie and James are in their twenties! People have their shit together by then.
Me now: Wow okay yeah these broke disasters drowning in debt and picking up part-time gigs to supplement the meager pay from their crap job working for an evil boss are ONE THOUSAND PERCENTin their twenties, huh.
I’m touch-starved and can’t stop thinking about Vladcard can you just imAGINE physical affection from the beefiest of Alucard’s forms
Heavy hands on your shoulders pulling you into a broad chest for a wonderfully crushing hug
Or gripping your thighs with hands practically big enough to engulf them and lifting you up effortlessly to wrap your legs around his waist
feeLING SO SMALL WIth his hands clamped down on your hips or his arms encircling your waist
No issue at all tossing you over his shoulder and carrying you off. Doesn’t even need both hands to do it. He can just,, set you on one shoulder and keep you there with one arm he’s so bulky
Pinning both your wrists above your head with just one hand. Laying his entire body weight on top of you during cuddles. You’re going absolutely nowhere in either situation.
Just being so lovingly manhandled by this big fluffy vampire dhagsgs
O OOF
Vladdy letting you hide in his cape or wrapping his cape around you when you’re cold or he doesn’t like who’s eyeing you at the time
Vladdy flexing his muscles at you, whether it’s him in a towel post shower showing off half his body, or him placing one of his huge hands around your hand/thigh/calf and giving a firm subliminal massagey squeeze, or him showing off his dancey pecs like how some guys do it sometimes
Vladdy giving you that wonderfully crushing hug and really breathing you in and chuckling as you squirm half-annoyed at him
Vladdy only having to lift you with one arm (like Mori does with Haruhi) cause you’re his lady/Queen
Vladdy letting you sit on his lap (or ‘encouraging’ it because he doesn’t want some fool sitting next to you) and he’s just towering over you on all sides with his head and hair above you and his hands and elbows resting on either side of you like a frickin CAVE
MMFF that’s good shit
Mind if I jump on this train?
Feeling the raw power under you as your sitting on his lap. Gently pushing against Vladcard’s chest till he’s flat on his back, smiling adoringly up at you while holding your hips down in his large calloused hands.
Shivering as his hand tilts your head till your neck is exposed as he whispers Romanian in you ear. Lightly nipping your ear and chuckling at your predicament. Unable to escape as he holds you close to him.
you laying in bed or laying lax in a couch, scratching at his stubble as he purrs in delight in your lap. Occasionally him kissing your exposed belly and thighs.
Bunny kisses while he holds you up with his beefy arms. Your hands wrapped in his luxurious hair.
Listening to each other’s breathing while snuggled close in his large coffin. your body engulfed in his as he spoon you from behind. Or you against his bare chest. or his head resting on your bosom.
Vladcard sitting in his throne with you sitting between his legs, his large hand resting against your belly and thigh as you rest against his chest. Feeling him kiss the top of your head and glaring at anyone unworthy of your grace.
RIP Stan Lee (December 28, 1922 – November 12, 2018)
“Let’s lay it right on the line. Bigotry and racism are among the deadliest social ills plaguing the world today. But, unlike a team of costumed supervillains, they can’t be halted with a punch in the snoot, or a zap from a ray gun. The only way to destroy them is to expose them – to reveal them for the insidious evils they really are.
The bigot is an unreasoning hater – one who hates blindly, fanatically, indiscriminately. If his hang-up is black men, he hates ALL black men. If a redhead once offended him, he hates ALL redheads. If some foreigner beat him to a job, he’s down on ALL foreigners. He hates people he’s never seen – people he’s never known – with equal intensity – with equal venom.
Now, we’re not trying to say it’s unreasonable for one human being to bug another. But, although anyone has the right to dislike another individual, it’s totally irrational, patently insane to condemn an entire race – to despise an entire nation – to vilify an entire religion. Sooner or later, we must learn to judge each other on our own merits. Sooner or later, if man is ever to be worthy of his destiny, we must fill our hearts with tolerance. For then, and only then, will we be truly worthy of the concept that man was created in the image of God – a God who calls us ALL – his children.”
– “Stan’s Soapbox”, Bullpen Bulletins, December 1970
The only important summary of Hellsing Ultimate that really matters is this 3 second part where a man, burning alive and screaming, gets crushed by the tip of a jet. And then the camera panning up to reveal a purple chibi bat with a pink heart painted on said jet. That’s it. That’s the only Hellsing In A Nutshell that is important, or matters.
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