Correct me if I’m wrong…but I’m pretty sure Alucard has lived through the time period(s?) where fuller figured women were considered to be very attractive and desireable. So, I definitely think he’d be down with the chubby women 😏

monsterloversanonymous:

Ohh that’s a super good point anon! I didn’t even think of that!

I always imagined him as loving the chub anyways, haha. The thought of his lascivious grins and him licking his lips hungrily as he eyes their figure is just *chef’s kiss*.

He’d totally worship the thick legs for sure. Just grabs his S/O’s ankle as they’re laying back on the bed, tugs them down towards him and starts kissing from their ankle all the way up to their thighs. Woof.

monsterloversanonymous:

I know I post a lot about rough/weird lovin’ but can you imagine Alucard just rounding on his S/O the second they’re alone and sighing happily as he finally gets to kiss them and he holds their face in his hands and they continue to kiss between smiles and soft laughter as they back towards the bed and he pushes them onto the mattress and crawls over them and nuzzles into them so lovingly ‘cos he’s just so happy to be with them

please give me more alucard

monsterloversanonymous:

Alucard and his beloved finish off an enemy, but he’s tossed into a rose thicket by the dying beast. He climbs out as his sweetheart hurries over, attempting to brush off the thorns and blooms clinging to him. They choke back a giggle and ask if he’s alright. After a moment of looking at them with a straight face, he unrolls his tongue and spits out a rose, causing them to laugh as they take the slimy flower he has offered them.

“My, how sweet, thank you.”

@monsterloversanonymous

I know minors keep ignoring your rules, and it’s being a big pain, but I just wanna say I went looking through your Alucard tag again, and saw some posts I somehow had never seen before, and I’m gonna be thinking about them/smiling/giggling all day and turning into a mushy mess, SO I JUST WANNA REMIND YOU YOU ARE A BLESSING AND I HOPE YOU FEEL LIKE THE BLESSING YOU SHOULD FEEL LIKE ♥️

I know I could send this in discord bUT HONESTLY PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW HOW WONDERFUL AND LOVELY YOU AND YOUR BLOG ARE

So please go give this wonderful dear some love!! Unless you are under 18, then please be patient and give your love later!! 💗

I’m sad and need comfort tonight so here’s Alucard being a Goof(TM)

monsterloversanonymous:

  • Likes to bother you while you’re bathing. If you try to shoo him off, he climbs in, clothes and all while you laugh or shriek at him
  • You two like to visit karaoke bars some nights. His death metal is a little intense.
  • It ends with a room of disoriented and frightened customers and you alone still grinning and clapping in your seat.
  • Speaking of going out, I hope you like Riocard; he insists on that form for 30% of your dates.
  • You’ve definitely stolen a motorcycle and taken it for a joyride, leaving the nightowls of London to gape at a very ghost-rider-esque bike zooming by with a giggling human clinging to the rider.
  • He definitely wants a kiss for luck whenever he leaves the manor. He’ll lean down to you and tap his cheek expectantly.
  • If you kiss the side of his gun while looking up at him through your lashes, he will cease functioning for 2 seconds.
  • Pretty shameless when he wants your attention, example: tossing the book you’re reading from your hands and flopping down in your lap.
  • Moonlit picnics on top of towers and buildings you have no business being at the top of.
  • Catch you two “bumping into” Seras on her dates and embarrassing her like the mischievous assholes you are weird parents.
  • (He worries about her, you’re there for emotional support.)
  • If you’re lucky, you’ll catch him gazing down at you during sappy moments when you watch movies together.
  • He actually won’t deny it, either.

@exhaustedbeauty @catcryptid