biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH

strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT

say hell yeah if you’re AROMANTIC and utterly CLUELESS

flail around if you’re TRANS and a TOTAL TRAINWRECK

collapse on the floor if you’re NON-BINARY and VERY TIRED

shout at the ceiling if you’re QUEER and you want TO STAY IN BED

vajussy:

aureliaborealis:

chakrabot:

sincerelymady:

There’s this girl at my school and she’s really nice and I remember sometime last year at one point she would carry a clicker around and click it everytime she had a happy thought/something good happened/she laughed etc.
It was always kind of cute how you’d just hear the little click every once in a while throughout class it always made me smile knowing that it was bc something made her feel happy idk

she was training herself to be happy oh my god

does it work???? Imagine feeling yourself slipping into depression and you just click a few times and your brain says “wait, this is the sound of happiness I have to release serotonin”

She fucking Pavlov’d herself, the absolute madwoman

@exhaustedbeauty