bernardheuvelmansleftnipple:

Tag yourself as cryptids

Mothman

-mom friend

-sees things coming before they happen

-quiet but always observant

Bigfoot

-lowkey aggressive

-protective of personal belongings

-would survive in the apocalypse

Kongamato

-slaps the bottom of bottles, cans, etc while people are drinking out of them

-weird noises and giggles

-likes glow in the dark things

Loch Ness Monster

-introverted to the point of self-perpetuated seclusion

-flakes when hanging out with friends

-”left on read 2 hours ago”

 Jersey Devil

-is out alone at 3:46 AM behind a 7 Eleven

-showers once a week

-gets cuts and bruises and doesn’t know where they come from

Chupacabra

-chews nails

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-watches shows completely out of order