The fact that Alucard has a cell phone is hilarious. Someone had to teach him how to use that thing like…
Who else does he call?
Does he order pizza….does he order it for the pizza or the pizza guy?
What kind of phone does he have
That shit has to be a jitter bug or something…
hOLY FUCkinG sH-
“[…] Because, seriously, it’s always over the phone! Mostly because I don’t like to argue with her in person. I get a boner; it’s super awkward.”
Lols!
Just thinking about him trying to figure out a cell phone is hilarious in itself, but Hellsing technically takes place in the late 90′s so I guess his cellphone would be…
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