So I had a ‘dream’, like one of those “my brain is awake, but I’m still way too tired to get up right now” dreams? And in it, Alucard had a whole little group of Fledglings like Seras, and we were all sleeping over in a church to help Anderson run a VBS camp for the kids. Except they all just stayed up all night drinking wine, and getting drunk. And then they went to bed, and one of them got up and got popcorn and wine, which makes no sense because normal food should taste gross to them now???, and just woke them all up again to share it.
So when they need to get up later, they’re all Basically Dead, and hung over as hell, and Al just walks in to see them all in their sleeping bags, a Hot Mess, and just, “I acknowledge this is my responsibility, and I take the blame for it.”
Meanwhile, I was just watching this happen the whole time, but when he says that, I suddenly realize I can control the dream a little bit, so I just give the most sarcastic, “Wow, that’s new.” And he shoots me the most Done With Me Look, and I wake up fucking giggling. He was the only one that ever turned to look at me, too, like I’m dying, I love getting silently called out in my dreams by my vampire husband. I’m here for it.
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