Alucard: What have I done to deserve all of this b-hole coming out of your mouth?
Farah: It’s everything, Al! It’s everything you’ve done ever!
Alucard: Everything? Even that time I helped Mrs. Bigsby with her garden?
Farah: You BURIED her there!
Alucard: It’s what she would have wanted.
Farah: You buried her ALIVE!
Alucard: She wasn’t keeping up with the weeding. As president of the homeowners association, I had to take immediate action.
“……Aaaaaal, That kills people!”
“Oh! …I did not know that.”
“Al…”
“I am in the wrong year… I suck.”
“…Al, why is the floor all red and sticky?”
“Would you believe me if I said it was strawberry milkshake?”
“No, I would not believe that.”
“Melted gumdrops?”
“Al…”
“Boat necter?”
“Al.”
“Some of God’s Tears?”
“Tell me the truth, Al.”
“Fine… It’s the lovely elderly couple from 2B”
“ALLLLL!”
“I have a problem! I have a serious problem.”
“You are just…terrible, today!”
“Do you hear that? It’s the sound of forgiveness.”
“That’s the sound of people drowning, Al.”
“That’s what forgiveness sounds like. Screaming, and then silence.”
“You know what? I’m not even shocked anymore.”
“Awww, that’s no fun! >: (“
“This is the norm for you, Al.”
“I’ll have to try harder next time.”
“Please don’t…”
“I feel like I’ve been issued a challenge~!”
“AL!”
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